Pre-Election Rage Spreads to XAELIX

The fine citizens of XAELIX Galaxy have declared XUR'AN-PAH'ON-G'LIEK-AUG'OP a POLL-RIGGER, denying local pre-election poll results.

Re-Vote for MILKY WAY MOST HORRIFIC NATION Award Approved

A valuable lesson to our citizens to consider the current moment instead of a theoretical hideous future.

Hyperstorms, Lava Rain, and Broken Antimatter Factories: Deadly Storms Leave Destruction in Stupid Weakling Planet

It wouldn't have happened if they weren't a pretend democracy.

Leech Outbreak Feeds Billions

Bad for the econmomy, good for our stomachs.

"HOLIGDEI on THE CRADLE-WORLD THAT WAS DEVOURED BY EIGHT SEPTILLION GOR-GON'GILLA" in THE GALAXY OF TRANSCENDENT MECHANICAL AGONY as Pathetic Crisis Faction Attempts Invasion

WE DEVOURED THE GALAXY FIRST! GET OUT!

Reviled Anti-Democratist STUPIDEST WEAKLING THIS CENTURY Award Recipient Dies During Bar Fight

Spoiler alert: She was eaten. Good riddance.