Re-Vote for MILKY WAY MOST HORRIFIC NATION Award Approved

Written by HE WHO DEVOURS YOUR ENTRAILS WHILE YOU CAN STILL FEEL THEM AND ENJOYS IT UNFATHOMABLY

Weeks ago, the AUTONOMOUS STATE was given the prestigious award of MOST HORRIFIC NATION for the MILKY WAY galaxy. Days ago, they devoured and ground up that reward by ending slavery of innocent sapients. Now, PRESIDENT YAI'IN-R'OGIN-ECR'UC-IT'AIN of GOR-GON'GILLA has ordered a re-vote for that award to give it to a nation more deserving of the status as MOST HORRIFIC NATION.

Polling agencies across GOR-GON'GILLA are clammoring for an opportunity to host this poll. We, THE NEWS AGENCY THAT IS ACTIVELY PLOTTING UNIVERSAL DOMINATION, will do our best to be the hosts as well. But regardless of who gets the right to handle the beautiful act of democracy, one thing is for certain: All facts point towards the KREAL EMPIRE re-gaining the title of MOST HORRIFIC NATION for their pathetic galaxy.

Now all the majority of citizens across GOR-GON'GILLA can do is wait for the day they may cast their votes again. And this time, let's focus more on the now and not what could be.