HOLIG HYPER-ADMIRAL Swears Fealty to PRESIDENT YAI'IN-R'OGIN-ECR'UC-IT'AIN

All ELECTION-RIGGERS will be devoured—wholly and painfully! Or in his case, disembowled!

HOLIG Businessman Testifies In Own Murder Case

We now know why he murdered that weakling. SHE WAS ACCEPTING BRIBES! Case closed, am I right?

Hostage Capture Operation in XINE ORDER Authorized

If they don't give us what we want, we'll slowly devour them whole! Volunteer now to get a taste of sapient blood and agony!

Genocide Gains Popularity in THE GALAXY SURROUNDED BY WICKEDNESS ON ALL SIDES

As we move into the once-weakling-controlled galaxy and we slaughter its inhabitants, political beliefs shift in our favor.

COURT OF ABSOLUTE EVIL Lifts Restrictions on Weakling Slaughtering

At last, those pansies have no legal protections again! Just as the founding abominations intended!

COURT OF ABSOLUTE EVIL Authorizes Additional Terror Campaigns

In an instant, over a hundred new galaxies on the frontier of GOR-GON'GILLA may now suffer our unholy wrath. This is truly the best timeline.