Pre-Election Rage Spreads to XAELIX

The fine citizens of XAELIX Galaxy have declared XUR'AN-PAH'ON-G'LIEK-AUG'OP a POLL-RIGGER, denying local pre-election poll results.

"HOLIGDEI on THE CRADLE-WORLD THAT WAS DEVOURED BY EIGHT SEPTILLION GOR-GON'GILLA" in THE GALAXY OF TRANSCENDENT MECHANICAL AGONY as Pathetic Crisis Faction Attempts Invasion

WE DEVOURED THE GALAXY FIRST! GET OUT!

HOLIG HYPER-ADMIRAL Swears Fealty to PRESIDENT YAI'IN-R'OGIN-ECR'UC-IT'AIN

All ELECTION-RIGGERS will be devoured—wholly and painfully! Or in his case, disembowled!

Galaxy With Extensive PHI-MATTER Deposits Identified

Annexation hyperfleets have already been diverted en-masse to slaughter the quintillions of weaklings in the way of economic prosperity.

Resort-Worlds Found Intact in ATRONIS

Despite having left ATRONIS for tens of thousands of years, the galaxy is still ready for us to return and terrorize its inhabitants—in comfort.

THE PLANET OF SEVENTEEN TRILLION RAVENOUS LEECHES CAPABLE OF EXTINGUISHING ENTIRE STARS Declared Ready For Another Feast

The only way it could be better is if we could devour THE GESTALT PLANET WHO BEGS FOR MERCY, OF WHICH THERE IS NONE LEFT at the same time.