Re-Vote for MILKY WAY MOST HORRIFIC NATION Award Approved

A valuable lesson to our citizens to consider the current moment instead of a theoretical hideous future.

Watch Us Exterminate a Galaxy of Monarchists

In these trying times, some heartwarming footage of war is always appreciated.

XAELIX Galaxy Treaty With the TIMELESS Signed Into Law

Bureaucracy slows down the spread of evil, but it won't stop it forever! On other news, TIMELESS products are to slaughter for!

Watch A MILKY WAY Weakling Freak Out at Being Unable to Stop Us

They're lucky they can't ban us, or we'd have devoured their galaxy. THE NEWS WILL FLOW!

Weakling 'Music Artist' Hilariously Fails At Everything

If it isn't death metal with nothing but screaming, it deserves to be swallowed whole.

Claims of ELECTION-RIGGING Lead to War of Devouring

If they want to claim we do anything but direct democracy, then we will swallow them whole with pride!