Leech Outbreak Feeds Billions

Bad for the econmomy, good for our stomachs.

Reviled Anti-Democratist STUPIDEST WEAKLING THIS CENTURY Award Recipient Dies During Bar Fight

Spoiler alert: She was eaten. Good riddance.

Trillions Slaughtered in YOACINAQONAPII

Four trillion down. Four quintillion to go.

DIGITAL MENACE SOCIETY Declares Brawl in THE GALAXY ABANDONED BY LIVING GODS

It was getting boring there. Maybe somebody will pick one of those gods apart and beat someone else up the maw with something interesting.

PRESIDENT YAI'IN-R'OGIN-ECR'UC-IT'AIN Declares Brawl in THE GALAXY THAT IS THE HEART OF EVIL After Delay Riots

If I didn't love our PRESIDENT so much, I would think she was trying to destroy our culture of recreational brawling! False alarm, people!

YOACINAQONAPII Declared Free-Brawl Zone

If they want to rig our elections, then they can deal with a septillion GOR-GON'GILLA coming to their galaxy to slaughter everything there, including one-another.