Galaxy With Extensive PHI-MATTER Deposits Identified

Annexation hyperfleets have already been diverted en-masse to slaughter the quintillions of weaklings in the way of economic prosperity.

Leech Outbreak Feeds Billions

Bad for the econmomy, good for our stomachs.

Everything THE SALESMAN WHO MAKES ENTIRE GALAXIES ENDENTURED SERVANTS Announced At His Big Sweepstakes Event

How many galaxies did he enslave this time? Make your guesses now!

The WSUG Just Had Its Most-Watched Game Ever

One million weaklings, ten-thousand hungry GOR-GON'GILLA and HOLIG.

GOR-GON'GILLA Citizens Feel Excited About Stars-High Potential Victim Count

Never before have we been able to terrorize so much of the TERRORSPHERE at once.

Pathetic Weakling Bank Devoured By Superbank

The ECONOMY OF EVIL wins again! Fair loans? Transparent banking? Safe investments?! No wonder they were slaughtered!